Punch up. Never down.
We mock universal human behavior, inflated confidence, and the machinery of modern life. We do not target identity, disability, circumstance, or people already getting kicked around.
A statement of extremely serious purpose
Stupidity is
for everyone.
We reject the elitist fantasy that foolishness belongs to somebody else. Every one of us is one distracted afternoon away from pushing a door clearly marked “pull.”
The joke includes us.
The Institute has clicked suspicious links, assembled furniture backward, and microwaved coffee three times without drinking it. Our authority is entirely self-appointed.
No data. No diagnosis.
This is a comedy quiz, not a measure of intelligence, worth, or anything else that belongs on a chart. Your answers stay in your browser and vanish when you leave.
OFFICIALLY
HARMLESS
HARMLESS
The entire manifesto, shorter
People are complicated.
Bad decisions are hilarious.
Laugh at the moment, not the person. Then take the test, you magnificent liability.
Proceed irresponsibly →